knob hands

(British English)

A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.

Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.

by greted September 15, 2016

Knob head

Some british thing i am ment to be

You are a knob head

by Mlg meme star August 4, 2016

Cougar Knob

When you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants. This word was actually derived from an auto correct fail but it was so good it stuck and continues to spread

I was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and I immediately had a cougar knob. My cougar knob was so hard I could not get up to go talk to her.

by Golden Chester September 7, 2012

Knob Cheese

There are two uses of the word Knob Cheese.
(1) The gunky crap found around the tip of a males penis when not cleaned properly
(2) An offensive word to call someone

(1) "Dude, what the fuck, I'm not sucking you off until you get rid of your knob cheese"
(2) "You're a fucking piece of knob cheese"

by JustTheTruth123 August 29, 2016

Knob cheese

The yellow creamy stuff that builds up around ur cock when u carry on wanking without cleaning

Bro do u have knob cheese?

by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020

knob flow

the blood that flows to the penis when excited sometimes resulting in a nudge of the penis or a full erection.

jimmy: hey stewie, "did you see mrs. chang's panties when she bent over to pick up the chalk? it gave me knob flow"

stewie: " i second the knob flow, any longer and i would of spontaneously jizzed on myself."

jimmy and stewie in unison: "thx mrs. chang for the knob flow show"

mrs. chang: "herro class, today we will learn......".

by mr. knob johnson September 10, 2010

Love Knobs

Another name for man boobs...

"Hey Patrik, next time we see each other...shake my hand instead of my love knobs"!

by Capt. America37 March 10, 2011