Kevin

A young chump that is just very wholesome and beautiful on the inside. Someone with the name Kevin is just a fun dude and should eat lots of bread because he deserves it. But don't ever question a Kevin because he will cut you up.

Girl: Who is that dude?
Another Girl: I don't know but his name is Kevin so he seems pretty cool.

by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018

Kevin

Kevin has the biggest heart on anyone! Kevin is caring & giving! Kevin loves showing off his love making skills with his gigantic dick & sick motions! His cum taste like the sweetest natural honey. Kevin will showcase his bedroom skills for the camera to make the ladies moist & non-Kevin’s motivated.

Him (Kevin) I’ll be back
Me (her) sad face, panties wet… I’m going to miss my Kevin & his sweet honey filled dick! But damn Kevin didn’t hv to leave me like this…

by ThaLordsLady August 17, 2021

Kevin

Kevin has a huge dick and a good personality, he's getting all the girls. He likes booty and tits.

Kevin has a very big dick.

by Anal Beardz September 26, 2018

Kevin

Kevin, aka kevinxiehk in codeforces, is a most orz ppl on earth. He likes competitive programming, has won many awards in OI, recently just won $10000 for being champion is HKSSCC. He is also a communis, he sang the USSR anthem in TQ, and then got DQ immediately, sooo orz!!!!

A: Do you know who is kevinxiehk?
B: ofc i know, that orz on cf ah ma
A: He just won $10000 in HKSSCC!
B: But can't pay even 10% of his Cambridge tuition...

by Proest Noob September 7, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the person you can run to and his big shlong will you push you out of the way. Its basically third leg and he uses it as a tail.

Bro you see that?!
Kevin got a tail!
NAH THATS A THIRD LEG

by anonymous April 15, 2021

Kevin

Kevin’s are one of the best ever! If you have a Kevin they will get along great with a Becca. Becca’s and Kevin’s are very much alike. They also make the best couples.

Becca: I have a Kevin as a boyfriend

Friend:Omg your so lucky! All I have is a Dave.

by TheAlwaysRightPerson May 15, 2018

Kevin

Crackhead and all around good guy, local to WVU

Kevin was here.

by pizzabageltime September 25, 2019