Ketchup Sex

Sexual intercourse when the lady is on her menstrual cycle.

Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.

by Utsi Schissenhausen February 5, 2020

Ketchup

Ketchup is a plastic dog who is 9 years old. He lived with a famous punk rock band until they drowned him

RIP ketchup

by stream calm March 31, 2020

Ketchup tongue

Licking your girlfriends cooch while shes on her period.

“They went down on me while i was on my period”
“So they got a ketchup tongue?”

by PP20 March 31, 2020

sexup ketchup

The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.

Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool

by BrebBrob April 5, 2020

KETCHUP CAT

A creature so vile they will defile hashbrowns by loading a mountain of ketchup on them. This is typical of the domesticated game playing Cat of USA.

He liked ketchup everything. Ketchup smeared on his hash browns, bananas and body. He was a Ketchup Cat.

by CivilWarForAll November 14, 2020

smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020

ketchup

Tomato Jam

Yo if tomatoes are fruits that makes ketchup a jam!

by dreamygreentea September 4, 2020