Key Flinger

When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.

“Crikey Arthur, as soon as I got home I dropped everything and had a shit”

“Was it a key flinger?”

by Perreh January 24, 2023

major key

The most important thing/the most crucial aspect

Getting drunk is the major key to having fun tonight

by tsizz13 July 5, 2016

Foreign Keys

When you attempt to type something with your keyboard but it outputs some weird-ass French shit.

*SMS*
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonighté
Mary: What's the E thingy?
Joe: Oh sorry, I have a bad case of Foreign Keys.
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonight?*

Ps; Joe never got the date. Not because of foreign keys, but because of double texting.

by StinkyDubeau August 31, 2016

F25 key

The F25 key is extremely dangerous. If you press the F25 key, you will be obliterated into the 125th dimension, which is actually a tardis according to some sources. One known victim of the F25 key is an unknown girl, who pressed it and then was never found again.

Girl: Are you ready for this? Promise not to tell. I'm gonna hit the F25 key, get ready!-
*gets obliterated into the 125th dimension*

by upseguest April 17, 2023

Universal Key

An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.

"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*

by ClivetheRock July 16, 2020

stuck key

A derogatory term describing some one who doesn't have their thoughts together. Term may have originated from the first users of electric typewriters, computer jargon.

Old man Johnny has a stuck key and is a half bubble off when he starts talking nonsense and repeating himself like that.

I just can't seem to keep my ducks in a rowwwwwww anymore.

by Mt^Top March 22, 2011

Turned the Key

The act of burping whilst eating out a girl, then slapping her stomach to let it out in the form of a queef.

Jane "Did you just make me queef?"
Jack "No, I just turned the key."

by Hugh Janus69420 October 22, 2020