Jonothan Gilmour

A whiny emo fag who spends all his time chasing a girl he cant get.

Person 1: Look at that guy who cant get that girl that he really likes he is such a jonothan gilmour.
Person 2: Yes i agree.

by halby duude July 13, 2004

Johnathon

A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.

His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.

by Johnathon S. February 21, 2009

Jónatan

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Hey jónatan 8==================D

by Pallli October 29, 2019

Johnathan

A great guy at first sight but can change in the blink of an eye. He can be your best friend one moment then your worst enemy the next. To all the girls dating a Johnathan you better hold them dearly or leave them.

Guy 1: That’s my best friend Johnathan

Girl 1: He cheated on me a week ago

by Don’t lie January 7, 2019

Johnathan

Johnathan is a real shady shadester. Trust him, pffft— NEVER. He’s the type of guy that will turn wine into water, and marijuana into oregano. He’s full of hijinks and tomfoolery, none of which you want to get involved in. Sure, he seems like a trustworthy fellow, his common name even alludes to that, but it’s the spelling that throws the massive curveball and makes all the difference. Watch your back, and your front, because that twinkle in his eye doesn’t mean he’s sweet on you, it means he’s about to hustle you and you’ve already fallen for it. How bittersweet.

You woke up and your identity was stolen, and dignity is missing?! He totally pulled a Johnathan on you.

by P3nny May 3, 2018

Jonathan Wells

A classic alias used to give to some cops when they are trying to get your basic information. Originated in Manhattan Beach by the legendary doyner Jonathan Wells.

Cop: "Hey son what is your name?"
Bro: "Uhh...Jonathan Wells."
Cop: "You are a fucking retard."

by Jovis McGhee May 16, 2011

jonathan fernandez

A really amazing guy that can make a speechless poem for a girl. His girlfriend's name is Angeliz. He will do anything to make her day. He is a really funny boy. His favorite sport is soccer.He is a nerd but he is really cute. Every girl says that he is ugly but he is a real sweetheart. He is the best guy anyone can ask for.

Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.

No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.

by Secret Admire is Angeeliiz March 5, 2017