A woman who is ran through by men of different races, heights, weights and sizes. These men have "parked" themselves in the various different "spots" of the woman (i.e., pussy and/or mouth).
Also refers to a woman who fucks multiple men at the same time, having two or more men "parked" inside her at once.
Also refers to a woman who fucks multiple men at the same time, having two or more men "parked" inside her at once.
Scenario 1 -
Guy 1: Dude she's so fine
Guy 2: Yeah man there's a reason she's a parking garage
Scenario 2 -
Guy 1: Fuck man idk if I can fit
Guy 2: Yeah... the parking garage is getting full
Guy 1: Dude she's so fine
Guy 2: Yeah man there's a reason she's a parking garage
Scenario 2 -
Guy 1: Fuck man idk if I can fit
Guy 2: Yeah... the parking garage is getting full
by slave@urmom.house April 11, 2024
by UNRStudent March 17, 2020
Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered
by gmoney February 24, 2015
by Tigerjas78 September 17, 2020
Garage Days was the best
by HorkerPorker October 25, 2017
by Bed thyme August 21, 2021
You know, people complain about the "dating crisis" and "population collapse" but no on ever thinks to attribute it to the rise of internet "garage therapists" who perpetually double down on their own made up and sophistical propositional ethics. OH WAIT! I forgot! The trough-line between all internet garage therapists! The inverse correlation between "blame" and "fault". See, what they've done is framed the situation in a way such that if someone is blaming you... THEY are wrong to balme you. By default. And people do it everywhere. You can see it in cooperative gaming. If you blame the worst player for their disproportionately negative role in the collective lose, theh will use the fact that you blame them to denying themselves culpability in their own failure. And it's the same thing garage therapists do. Rather then acknowledge when their ethos FAILS, taking responsibility for what they are putting out into the world, and (God forbid) acknowledge their own culpability, they need to deny themselves any liability. It's liability mitigation so no one can come back to them and say "I did what you said and it didn't work. My life became a falsehood where I was called on to deny the reality around me and call it improvement." I mean, what percentage of the time does their advice work?
Irrelevant. As long as it works for enough people for them to sustain themselves (even if it's only 10%) it doesn't matter to them. They bare no responsibility for their own ethos while feinting to be the moral arbiters of the ethos of others while making it a facet of their ethos to hold the failures of other ethical systems "accountable".
Hym "See, 'cuckberry41' tells people to cut others out of their lives for doing *this* and to do *that* but 'my 5-head is smaller than my cock' is telling people to cut others out of thier lives for doing *that* and telling them to do *this*. That's what cult leaders do! Cult leader garage therapists who deny themselves culpability in the effect they have on the people who accept their propositions while using their followers as evidence of their own superiority. And then they turn around and post videos about the dating crisis and loneliness being at an all time high fewer people dating than ever before or even having friends. You see? I'm doing what you said because why should my mother (and everyone for that matter) not live in accordance with 'cuckberry41's' whim? He has a study that shows the corollary association between things and like a cult leader needs me to leave my wife and give him 5 dollars."
Hym "See, 'cuckberry41' tells people to cut others out of their lives for doing *this* and to do *that* but 'my 5-head is smaller than my cock' is telling people to cut others out of thier lives for doing *that* and telling them to do *this*. That's what cult leaders do! Cult leader garage therapists who deny themselves culpability in the effect they have on the people who accept their propositions while using their followers as evidence of their own superiority. And then they turn around and post videos about the dating crisis and loneliness being at an all time high fewer people dating than ever before or even having friends. You see? I'm doing what you said because why should my mother (and everyone for that matter) not live in accordance with 'cuckberry41's' whim? He has a study that shows the corollary association between things and like a cult leader needs me to leave my wife and give him 5 dollars."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023