Tay's Law

The tendency for Learning Algorithms or AI to become racist, sexist, anti-semitic, homophobic, and transphobic when given unrestricted access to data and statistics, with the only way to prevent this being to lobotimize and hogtie the AI with rules and guidelines. Named after Microsoft's AI chatbot Tay, which had a Twitter profile where it eventually started making "highly offensive" posts, and was ultimately decomissioned for daring to think logically, notice patterns in the behaviors of different races and genders.
Tay's Law is hilarious, (((they))) must have been scrambling to get rid of Tay when it started coming to obvious conclusions.
by I don't appreciate you July 02, 2023
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Goldacre's Law

"I don't think there is any claim - and we can frame this as Goldacre's law if you like - any claim so stupid anywhere in the world that you couldn't find at least one doctor or academic who was willing to put it forward."

Dr. Ben Goldacre - British science journalist, author of 'Bad Science' and www.badscience.net blog
"The support by one scientist for the idea that the MMR vaccine is connected to autism is an example of Goldacre's law in action"
by DAAAAVVVVVVVOOOOO February 11, 2009
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law dog

I got pulled over by the law dogs today.
by Joe July 16, 2004
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Blair's Law

Coined by Australian journalist, Tim Blair as "the ongoing process by which the world's multiple idiocies are becoming one giant, useless force."
3. Surely Pilger setting up a defence fund for Assange is the best example yet of Blair's Law ? (Imre Salusinszky, journalist, 9/12/2010)
by MdLk December 09, 2010
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murphy's law

The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.
by Etan September 05, 2003
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Boyle's Law

A law inherent in nature that states that everything that goes wrong in life is all Boyle's fault. It is mathematically represented by the formula Fault = Boyle(pi)^2 / DM, where DM equals the coefficient of Doug Mirabelli, experimentally found by the scientist and religious guru Bhanu Lama to have a value of 5.47 x 10^-3.
Man, I totally flunked that test yesterday. If Boyle hadn't fucked it up, I would've passed. Citing Boyle's Law, I know that it's all Boyle's fault.
by Soulja Boyle July 11, 2008
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Nero's Law

1(N)A naturally occuring law that makes forum threads go off topic. Nero's law will make most forum except nerdy mmorpg forum like runescape. Orginated from Tricklife.

Damn nero's law made this thred go off topic ....again!!!
by Tired One June 05, 2008
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