post-relationship

The mindset where after a serious relationship, such as a marriage or even serious dating ends, that you are not interested in entering into another relationship.

Being post relationship can either be a physiological / emotional reaction to the end of a serious relationship, or a concious choice to not enter into a serious relationship.

For an unfortunate few being post-relationship could even be declared after an unreciprocated infatuation. Them feels.

"Hey I like you and I want to spend time with you but I should let you know I'm post-relationship at the moment'.

Post-relationship

by Bruce Threethousand June 14, 2016

relationship hoe

Someone who loves loyal relationships, but intensely enjoys sex at the same time.

She's not a hoe, she's just a relationship hoe

by PattyKane88 May 16, 2016

polynomial relationship

a better choice of words for an open relationship.

X+Y+Z= YES PLEASE

Chad, Zachary, and I should be in a polynomial relationship

by jcassidy23 February 16, 2018

open relationship

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.

"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"

by jon burton June 16, 2006

Relationship Body

The stage of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of the self-image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will lover regardless of your appearance.

Ever since Jared and Monica started dating Jared has acquired total relationship body. At least 15 pounds.

by Owen66 February 24, 2019

paper relationship

When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.

Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!

by tfiosinfinities May 2, 2015

Relationship eyes

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.

Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.

by the real barney stinson May 27, 2013