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Husband Stitch

When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.
Chester is ready for his parole hearing, he has had his husband stitch and everything!
by Dracythis June 21, 2017
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Wichita husband shanking

The result of a good husband going to work and listening to some friends talk shit all night and then coming home and reciting that shit.
A husband that works at Sears with R.C. and Dave comes home reciting all the shit that they have put into his head. His wife decided to give him the Wichita husband shanking.
by AnglAnnie February 17, 2008
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Corpse Husband stan

an amazing person who is extremely supportive and kind. They stan a great cc and are part of a wonderful community.
by bigsad February 23, 2021
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HusbandPumpkin

A good person and is extremely nice! They are really sweet and cares about you. They make funny jokes and are always nice to be around.
Person: HusbandPumpkin is really really cool!
Person2: I know right? I wish I could be like them
by WifeMelon August 13, 2017
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Hubadubaduba

A ancient god that grants u sex wishes whenever u yell hubad 2x.
It is an ancient spell that is practice by wiccans, which is a type of witch.
(Hubadubaduba)Hubad hubad please make my girl like anal
by Anika1324 June 23, 2019
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ideal husband

He should be trustworthy. The wife must be able to confide in him and also know that he loves her only and not somebody else. Men are very good at dating but when comes to being a good husband, they more then often fail. Men who have sexual experience with many women in the past are less likely to be faithful to their wives. It is similar to people leaving alcohal where high percentage of people fail. The romance present while dating slowly fades and it is limited to more or less only while copulation.
Loyalty is very essential. A wife can never share her man with another woman, and expects her husband to be loyal to her. Often, the husband strays and this causes much tension and friction in the family. A wife may choose to forgive, and in case the affair with the other woman is rather serious, then she may ask for a divorce. Naturally, for a happy family life, both the partners have to be loyal to each other
Sincerity is also very essential. A woman likes it when her husband showers love on her and makes her feel that she is the only woman in his life. He must reciprocate his feelings towards her
Wow girl, you got yo-self a perfect ideal husband.
by gurlfrandfromthalake May 29, 2017
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So called husband

Girl have stranger guys to whom she did all the things through Internet or phone, like voice sex satisfaction. Virtual sex over video. Like a real husband do to their wife. She's feel so comfortable and full satisfaction without any string attached. Even she can easily leave without any hesitation in future.
Now a days girl having lots of so called husband.

She has so called husband.
by VDS August 4, 2016
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