Hooker Licious 

#beautiful
#stunning
#1inamillon

If you can be anything in life, make sure your hooker Licious!!!

Hooker Licious by Hook123 May 19, 2018

Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees

Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine

Hooker Knees by JAYmist January 21, 2019

hooker boots

Thigh-high boots with stiletto heels, typically in shiny (fake) black leather.
See for example Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Not to be confused with Go-Go Boots, which have a chunky heel and may not go all the way to the mid-thigh.

She was wearing hooker boots and a miniskirt, trying to hard to find a man.

hooker boots by giant killer robot May 10, 2019

Hooker rinds 

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels

When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn

Hooker rinds by Brogantac July 6, 2019

Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

Hooker Cookie by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019

Hooker Kebab 

A synonym for stilletos. I've heard that term repeatedly from Julie Bowen on the Jimmy Kimmel show.
youtube.com/watch?v=lyEHS2KDcRM

(Showing her stilletos) "Is this like hooker kebab?"

Hooker Kebab by Osmone Everony March 6, 2020

hooker hotel 

A hooker hotel is a term coined by ladypseudonym, describing a low-budget roadside hotel, that is typically shitty and has no rules/class, or a last resort.

Person 1: Where are you staying?
Person 2: In that goddamned hooker hotel, motel 6.

hooker hotel by 68kill April 22, 2020