Brian Hicks is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. Brian Hicks is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.
by NBreezii June 5, 2019
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by Normalk!d July 25, 2011
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by salmon packs December 4, 2021
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I told that seaman hick that his truck looks like some shit I had drawn in 3rd grade maybe he might pull a gun and call his friends
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“Wow! The swagtionary; a collection of fire and dank words that will change your life. Wow. (The most unbelievable dictionary of all time.) is definitely going to be one of the most hick thing ever created!”
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Get the Hick mug.A derogatory word used by white people to retain (and exploit) their ancestors past as farmers. Many whites claim it's a term of endearment (akin to brother, friendo, etc), but in no way can it be as its root meaning is ignorance. It's another double standard of classism in our current time.
Black guy "what up hick"
White guy "hick?"
Black guy "you know what I mean bro"
White guy "you mean I'm a hick"
Black guy "Nah man, it ain't like that"
White guy punches the black guy.
White guy gets arrested for assault and released without charges because the black guy is accused of using derogatory slurs (that the White guy uses everyday in his vocabulary with his "brothers" that he has no idea if he's actually related to).
White guy "hick?"
Black guy "you know what I mean bro"
White guy "you mean I'm a hick"
Black guy "Nah man, it ain't like that"
White guy punches the black guy.
White guy gets arrested for assault and released without charges because the black guy is accused of using derogatory slurs (that the White guy uses everyday in his vocabulary with his "brothers" that he has no idea if he's actually related to).
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