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blind grind

Blind grinding is a phenomenon popular among sightless and partially-sighted singles in the UK and some parts of Europe, now increasingly popular among sightless singles in the United States.

Like swinging, the event usually takes place in a private residence.

Blind grinds are organized over the internet. Men or women submit their email addresses and genders to a Blind Grind website, along with a chosen name (real names are never used). On a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the Blind Grind server software randomly chooses between ten and fifty individuals from its database and sends them the address of a certified Blind Grind location. There is usually a 50:50 gender balance, but 'Big Blind Gay Grind' (BBGG) groups also exist.

Upon arriving at their location, the participants are guided into large dark rooms (e.g. garages, barns) containing multiple inflatable beds. Music is usually played. Oils and lubricants are provided. The participants proceed to have anonymous sex with multiple partners for hours.

Recent Blind Grind controversies include a group in Paris who were infiltrated by sighted pornographers who participated in and recorded the events for years.

It is estimated that at due to sighted infiltration of the blind grind phenomenon, at least 2% of the amateur pornography on the internet now involves unwitting sightless men and women. You can tell by the presence of i) funky-ass eyes and ii) unkempt pubic hair.
"Mom, I'm going to a blind grind tonight."

"I wish you wouldn't, honey, but I understand. Those funky-ass eyes of yours limit your options. Don't forget your moist toilettes. What time should I pick you up?"
by _CherryPip_ March 5, 2010
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baby grinding

Look at that soon to be milf! I want to baby grind her!
by Kalake March 22, 2005
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The Vlog Grind

The vlog grind is when you are vloging regularly. You may use it to reintroduce yourself to the people watching your vlog after not vloging for a while.
*to a camera*

vloger: hey guys it’s me, back on the vlog grind
by The Real Ecran Girl October 14, 2019
mugGet the The Vlog Grindmug.

Cry Grind

After a lonely lady has been sitting at the bar crying for hours, she proceeds to come over and give a hug to a fine gentleman and follows the hug by grinding your leg.
"Hey Steve I saw your ex crying to you at the bar where did she go?"..."oh I told Jim she is DTF, so now she is over cry grinding the shit out of him."
by rmiller120 December 8, 2012
mugGet the Cry Grindmug.

Skill grinding

When someone repeats an often burning and/or monotonous task to level up a certain skill in a game.
Every gamer has a love-hate relationship with skill grinding.
by RubyEmbers July 9, 2016
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sneak grinding

When you are listening to a song and suddenly a random girl puts her hand over your mouth and rubs her body all over yours.
Taran was at his school dance.
Taran: hey this song is pretty cool.
Alex: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.

Brian was jamming out to Eminem when suddenly!
Brian: hey this song is pretty cool.
Grace: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.
by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011
mugGet the sneak grindingmug.

grinding the gnar

The clogging of one's toilet.
One night I was grinding the gnar so bad it flooded the house.
by Pj01 March 3, 2023
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