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bandoleer of grenades

A large group of unattractive girls, to be avoided at all costs. Directly related the party's Grenade Point Average.
I got invited to the engineering sorority's party the other day, and EVERY SINGLE CHICK WAS A GRENADE. It was a BANDOLEER of grenades...
by flamingzebra90 October 19, 2010
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Ballsack grenade

A form of torture used In the late 2010's

The ballsack grenade is when you would attach a firework to a mans ballsack and/or Vagina and attach a lighter on your tongue. If the tell a lie, statr licking their ballsack and run away.
"Dont make me use a ballsack grenade"
by Hi welcome to pizza hut March 12, 2020
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Chinese grenade

The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction
Jimmy tried to Chinese grenade but it malfunctioned and he smacked this balls in his wife's face
by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020
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goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade
by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021
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Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.
Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.
by The Red Devil October 11, 2021
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exit grenade

1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly

2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.
jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...

...i have done the research woman!

...your breast milk is NOT gross!

...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."

flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"

jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."

flight attendant - "sir!"

wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."

jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."
by beachole October 27, 2012
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Grenade attack

When you poop is so explosive it jumps back up out of the bowl and whacks your butt cheeks.
Man, I just had the worst grenade attack after eating all of those eggs.
by Special_chur February 9, 2023
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