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pouring the cereal first

The best way to do it!!!! Pouring the milk first is freaking WRONG!!!!!
Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
by anonymous May 21, 2018
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Milk and Cereal

The state of having semen in your mouth, followed by a dose of shit.
Whoa bitch, you got some milk and cereal stuffed up if your grill.
by S.P.A.M. October 20, 2003
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pre-cereal milk

the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.
Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.
by GGamer65 June 2, 2020
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Extra Cereal day

Extra cereal day, a day filled with joy, a day, where you could eat whatever cereal you wanted to eat without be judge, a day where you have no limits, a day where all your dreams could come true.. A DAY WHERE YOU CAN EAT 2 BOWLS OF CEREAL INSTEAD OF 1!

It only on November 22nd and if you don't do it the cereal gods will be angry
"Yo dude, Its Extra Cereal day!"

"ahh heck yeah bubbbi!"
by Tay Animations September 2, 2020
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Milk after the cereal

This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.
Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after

the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
by Hadley Hatchosvcka May 21, 2018
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Austin Cereal Bowl

A sexual act in which a man lovingly fills his partners rectum with chilled milk. Once filled cereal (dry is optimal) is added to taste. The Austin Cereal Bowl is best consumed with whole milk, although soy may be substituted for the lactose intolerant. Spoon optional. Available at all Austin area Marriots.
I prefer Cocoa Puffs in my Austin Cereal Bowl !
by Sickgrrl April 10, 2019
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Are U Super Cereal

A dude that abuses kermit for views
Are U Super Cereal is a dead ass YouTube channel
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