Erik the Turtle

A boy who is gay and claims to be a turtle. They tend to enjoy anus.

Wow Erik the turtle sure loves anus!

by wikidefinitions November 12, 2014

erik

dilf

dam erik is a dilf

by hotdads1324 January 17, 2022

Erik

A Guy with a 26 inch penis and a very big load.

Did you see Erik's big shotgun yesterday?

by Erkanboii December 11, 2016

Erik

Egoistic asshole that, none likes because of his disqusting look, poor humor and their massive ego.

Look its Erik, i already get sick looking at him

by OnkoMeister September 12, 2018

The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.

Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.

by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024

Erik

Erik is the most annoying guy in the world. Mostly because his name isnt Eric. He also gives of short guy energi in multiple ways. He is stupid but not like school stupid more low EQ. He is emo. He just is emo. He always talks about himself and nothing else. He is the problem. The longer you are frends with him the more you become like him so if you are friends with an Erik... remember you must escape... you will become like him and you dont want that..

OMG my bestie lucy is friends with an Erik and she is becoming just like him i must run before i catch the desease as well.

by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022

Erik

narcissist, worst person alive, gets turned on little girls

Erik is a person who gets turned on by little girls.

by Smedix December 4, 2023