dusty mike

A dusty, old, German lady whose pussy has yet to be stuffed with any cock-like object.

Ex: Jons mom is a Dusty Mike.

by JuicyHam October 15, 2013

dusty bucket

a hockey chic that doesn't get any intercourse. Especially if she wears pink or doesn't wear her hair with a hair-tie.

"That chick's a dusty bucket!"

by KriKri February 17, 2014

Dusty Omelette

Giving an elderly lady cunnilingus. Whilst doing so you get your tongue up as far as you can as if you were trying to make omelettes out of her remaining ovaries.

I gave my grandma a Dusty Omelette.

by Zodiac Killer 1997 August 14, 2016

Dusty Pink

A vagina that has exceeded 35 years of age.

Happy birthday Belinda welcome to the dusty pink club said Madison, I would still hit it said Josalin.

by The du-de October 4, 2016

Dusty Mustard Pounding

To vomit stomach bile into and elderly persons butthole (80+) and then proceed to pound the persons butthole via penis or fist.

Hey Darnell! Last night I gave your 90 year old grandfather a good old fashion dusty mustard pounding.

by Sir Battletoad January 30, 2017

Dusty Maria

The act of wrapping a feather duster around a males penis (or your own penis) and jacking him (or yourself) off.

My girl was on her period so she gave me a Dusty Maria.

by Electronasty October 22, 2017

Dusty dick

When you put it in an old lady

Tim: yo I fucked Marge.

Phil: nigga you got that old puss

Tim:she’s only 76
Phil: bro you got dusty dick now. Prolly look like baby powder on that shit.

by Boys ain’t shit May 29, 2018