turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

Ass dumpling

The dumpling of an ass.

Bill: Yesterday this huge dumpling fell out of my ass.
Dick: Ew! What's that called?
Bill: An ass dumpling

by Fuckdalfnjewofih November 28, 2010

fuck dumpling

To have sexual intercourse with a dumpling or something that resembles a dumpling.

I am going to fuck dumpling tonight honey, you don't mind do you?

by Jessica Noslot August 17, 2003

dumpling

When a chick sucks your dick while you take a shit.

Susie gave me a dumpling last night.

by Andrew Stein April 14, 2003

Pussy-Dumplings

Small bits of moistented toilet paper residue found in tiny rolled bits in a woman's vagina when a person goes to perform cunnilingus (oral sex) on her.

"I went to go eat out Maria, and I was grossed out when I found a whole batch of pussy-dumplings down in the her valley."

by schonstraws October 21, 2012

Foreskin Dumplings

Fried foreskin, in a Yorkshire Pudding, with gravy, somtimes semen, aka love gravy!

Matt: Emm, those were nice foreskin dumplings tonight

Chris: Yes, extra juicy with semen gravy hehe.

by Jackass Jim May 11, 2006

Milwaukee cheese dumpling

the act of squirting easy cheese into a rectum or vagina and then sucking out the creamy cheese mixture. As a courtesy to one's partner, a lactaid may be inserted as a suppository prior to the event to protect lactose-intolerant mates.

"No thanks, I can't make it to dinner, I'm stuffed! I hung out with Ryan earlier and had a Milwaukee cheese dumpling and it hasn't settled too well. He forgot to use a lactaid first, he told me it was soy, that bastard."

by Rich Enrico Kunesh January 20, 2009