Five finger drum machine

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink and 1 to keep the beat.

I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.

by rust shackel September 22, 2012

beat like a drum

Something that is beat (but expressed here as a simile pun). Tired, old, oldfashioned, boring, lame, played-out.

That bar (or party) was beat like a drum.

by H.C. Tunison January 18, 2008

Drums Elementary Middle School

Fuck this school

Person 1:How do you feel about Drums Elementary Middle School ?
Person 2: I fucking hate it

by Urmommy69329 September 20, 2022

New Jersey Drum Circle

When a group of elderly nudists get together in the basement of Barns and Nobles, in order to discuss future films featuring their beloved hero, Tony Danza.

Hey Tom, if some naked guy asks you to go to a New Jersey Drum circle with them say "no".

by Roy G. Bib May 30, 2008

Drum Set Stir Fry

A sexual act involving a man penetrating a woman in the anus and immediately before male ejaculation the man inserts his penis into the female's ear and 'blows his load' into her orifice. He then proceeds to 'stir fry' the 'spunk' into her 'drum set' with his member.

See that chick over there? I would totally give her a drum set stir fry.

by Drum Master 9000 December 13, 2015

Drum Line Pizza

Just Like Soggy Waffle,EXCEPT! Soggy Waffle Is Like Four People WELL Drum Line Has A LOT Of People And With A Pizza It Makes It EXTREMELY NASTY!

Brad Lost the Drum Line Pizza Game On Purpose.So He Can Enjoy A "Delicious" Feast All On His Own.

by Will The Thrasher April 18, 2010

marching bass drum

An type of drum in the drumline of a marching band that is big, tilted 90 degrees to its side, and strapped to the marcher's chest. They are heavy instruments, the lightest being 20 pounds, and the heaviest being 45 pounds. There are usually 3,4, or 5 bass drums on a drumline, and the pitches are different on the drums with the smallest being the highest and the biggest being the lowest. Bass drum players are usually males, as they carry the big, heavy instruments and make loud sounds with their mallets. These males are badass, as they are on the drumline, they are hot, they are funny people who pull jokes, and attract a lot of attention, usually from the color guard, of how sexy hitting a bass drum is.

Color guard #1: Check out that marching bass drum player's ass.

Color guard captain: DAYUM, he sexy.

Color guard #2: Man, bass drummers are so badass

by Philly H October 8, 2013