Chesthair Dingleberries

Chesthairs clumped up with poop, usually found in your pubes after you give someone a hairy chili dog.
I keep finding "Chesthairs clumped up with poop" in my pubes after giving that guy David a hairy chili dog. Oh! you mean you have Chesthair Dingleberries!
by Word Smartist January 26, 2022
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Dingleberry sling

When a pet has diarrhea that gets stuck in their butt hairs, then scoots all over the house or apartment, effectively coating the floor in dingleberries.
The cat’s stomach was completely wrecked ... she did the dingleberry sling all over the downstairs last night.
by Possumgirl13 July 28, 2019
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TP Dingleberry

T = Toilet
P = Paper
Dingleberry... See Dingleberry
Erick: How'd it all come out?
Betty: It was exquisite except I think I might have a TP Dingleberry.
by Darlalalala February 18, 2011
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