Cook a cricket

Verb- to fart, to pass gas

If you are going to cook a cricket in the car, you should let someone know.

by Phrantik December 2, 2010

panny crickets

pubic lice

also known as crabs, remble crabs with their pincers.

Curable thank god

"I'm itching like crazy down there I hope I didn't get panny crickets"

by chris March 8, 2007

cooter crickets

Same as "crabs" or a std.

Joe: Hey that girl is pretty bangin!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!

by Mattttt December 28, 2005

Crotch Crickets

They are pubic lice.

Man that smut I picked up in Atlantic City gave me a batch of "Crotch Crickets".

by Timothy Keith Metz May 25, 2006

Cricket Fart

The kind of knock your socks off, stuff a tamp in your nose, cumin saturated, air biscuit that makes you wonder how something so powerful came out of someone so small.

Jesus Christ, do you smell that cricket fart? Keep it in your pants Kiki.

by TwatMuffaleta September 23, 2016

jimminy cricket

Teh cricket uhf doom! The best cricket.

Hey, it's Jimminy Cricket! *swamped by fans*

by Rath Illuser September 9, 2004

MOON CRICKET

A NTJ WITH WRISTBANDS

HEY GET OFF MY HARLEY MOON CRICKET

by PHIL32973 August 23, 2008