cookie cunt

when a girl has a beaten up fanny

that girls got a cookie cunt bruh

by big cunt josh March 12, 2019

Hero Cookie

Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.

You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!

by A. McNamara July 9, 2007

Cookie Beast

One who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids.

Mr. Johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. He really knows how to make a good cookie.

by Cloak Cackler November 29, 2016

Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.

I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.

by Brutal Age July 29, 2019

cookie day

Every 18th of the month everybody would bring and eat different varieties of cookies. This what created by two best-friends who made it spread throuought their entire school.

Guys it cookie day!
Ready to eat some cookies!

by partypartyparty🎉🎉🎉 November 24, 2019

Taco Cookies

It's a conversation ice breaker between two opposite sexes :)

Pringles: Want some taco cookies?
Junior: Wow yum! what are taco cookies?

by lrzj September 10, 2009

sponge cookie

When men who love men circle jerk on a cookie or other pastry, amnd the last one to skeet gets to eat a tasty treat.

I can't believe Jeff got the "sponge cookie" two nights in a row.

by Bubba the Love Sponge April 25, 2004