clam

another word for pussy. Usually referred to as a 'bearded clam', but, nowadays, I like them shaved.

"I'd like to butter her clam"

by evilpete December 11, 2002

clam lapper

Your typical Lesbian.

You can tell by her haircut that she's a CLAM LAPPER....

by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005

clam smacking

lesbian sex; the act of two vaginas bumping against one another during sexual intercourse, usually accompanied by the splattering of a white, creamy fishy fluid. (See: bumpin uglies).

By the looks of the stains on the carpet, someone had spilt a dish of creamy alfredo seafood-but it was just the juices from your mom and her girlfriend clam smacking in the living room.

by lunchemz May 19, 2005

Clam Dunk

The female version of the "Tea Bag"

I'm so tired of people always tea bagging me on halo. I'm going to clam dunk their asses!

by missivy June 30, 2009

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When crazy fanatical cult members don't want the public to see their inane propaganda

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by Jason Brandt January 22, 2008

clam dipping

The female equivalent to tea bagging. A woman would be clam dipping the snow if it were really soft and she started postholing up to her waist.

What's that on your cheek dude, has your girlfriend been clam dipping you?

by tmfm October 13, 2008

Cassandra Claim

Named after the Greek prophetess. A way of saying “I told you so” or to remind people not to complain to your ass about shit because you warned them all about the problems you saw coming a mile away.

I filed a Cassandra Claim when you hired his dumb ass so don't start in with me. I told you he was a sticky fingered shifty bastard and you still hired him so it’s your fault that he stole over $9,000 worth of stock.

I’ve got a Cassandra Claim on your boyfriend cheating on you, Beth, because I warned your ass that I saw his car parked in front of the porn store just about every night on my way home from work.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008