Little Chuffer

little chuffer someone who is physically short, bald and leads a positive life. They are mainly men since they are bald. Height approximately 5ft 4”

Paul: ‘Wow, just look at Peter he looks like a little chuffer, he’s so cute. What a man he is’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’

by OllyMursFan79 August 2, 2018

Chaffirmative

A combination of Chyea and Affirmative that means yes.

You wanna hang out later?
Chaffirmative.

by Awesome_Man June 13, 2007

Chaffster

a person who has great affection for a girl he has never met and is willing to travel to her city and stay at her house

The Chaffster is coming to Adelaide from Perth to see her

by ze chaff June 14, 2010

Chuftyman

A person who is generally rubbish at life and a waste of space.

"Is Harry coming out tonight?"

"Nah he's a chuftyman"

by boomblesquat December 15, 2011

Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011

Chufter

1: opposite of on fleek
2: a person into strange kinks

1: Dang, Michelle's eyebrows look so chufter today.

2: That nasty chufter Zach tried to jizz in my eye last night.

by Bloody Maya July 6, 2015

Chubfur

When an animal has a lot of fur so it makes them look chubbier

Me: aww that dog is sooo cute and chubby
Person: oh no that dog is mine he’s really healthy
Me: oh so it just has a lot of fur... he’s got that ChUbFuR

by Charlotte Bryn November 22, 2019