christopher briney

the hottest man alive, the boy who I scream all taylor swift songs for
christopher briney is hot as fuck
by imreadingsouthup July 13, 2022
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Christopher Reid

Christopher Reid is one if the biggest chads out there. He'll make you laugh so hard you cry, but he does care about you alot so don't take it for granted.
girl 1: Chris is so annoying
girl 2: Christopher Reid is not annoying he's just special in his own way
by Lamolol June 19, 2022
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christopher wanq

christopher wanf is a hot female who spends most of its time picking them's girlfriends toenails
spends most of his time crushing on his uncle, raiding shotgun
christopher wanq: orens hawt uwu
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by window's left nutsa August 02, 2023
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Christopher Seda

Christopher Seda is a big fat cocoa puff and he looks like a buddha with that haircut. He likes to annoy Ana in Micah's class and he likes pen tapping. He likes making weird noises on calls, so beware. He is also a nice and funny person, but he is annoying at times. He has a glowing white tit on his roof. If you are friends with a Christopher Seda BEWARE.
That guy has a white tit on his roof!
His name must be Christopher Seda!
by ihatelife57 March 05, 2020
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The Christopher Theory

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.
The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)
by gregory for president January 17, 2023
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Christopher Nolan

1. A name for the G.O.A.T

2. A cinematic genius who creates mind-boggling movies that requires an IQ above 200 to understand.

3. Does not like chairs on the set when filming!

4. The bender of Time.
Every Christopher Nolan films presents a unique setting with interesting yet complex characters, plot and stories put together on a surprising twist.
by pacificshell50 August 12, 2022
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Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.
Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
by Harvek July 29, 2023
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