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that's christian

To be closed minded and judgmental of those you cannot control.
That's Christian.

A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.

A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.
by Doctor Zoso December 14, 2015
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Christian

An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.

Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”
by stormy_skies March 21, 2019
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Christian

Christian is a red neck kind of man who loves to make 11 second videos about hot wheels and somehow has 3k subs. He lived his life only to realize that his real father is Peyton Manning. Trust me, you don't need Jerry Springer to prove that. I mean have you seen his landing strip of a forehead. A man who loves to say luncheon even thought its midnight.
What are you gonna do since you won the superbowl manning?

IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND
by BIGB0YR0Y September 6, 2018
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christian

the DUMBMEST most ANNOYING person you will EVER meet!
why cant christian just punch a kid?

IK!!!!!!
by by a fellow human April 27, 2019
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christian

christian like BBC up his ass hole
OMG DEEPER PLEASE christian
by fdahath June 3, 2020
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christian

fsgn christian eats dick
by fdahath June 3, 2020
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Christian

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A b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is chewing on my shoe now I’m running for my life cause the red one has a knife (btw the red gummy bear is christian)
by ( ͡°ʖ ͡°) December 11, 2018
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