Dirty Caden

When you freeze your right thumb in liquid nitrogen, shove it up your own butt, and clench as to shatter your thumb in your butt.

“I lost my right thumb when I was in Iraq.”
“Grenade?”
“You could say that. I prefer to call it a Dirty Caden.”

by Smarmy Phillips, MD November 20, 2025

Caden + Tasha

A cute couple who should never be split apart. They were ment to be from the start and not even death can split them apart.

Caden + Tasha:Omg 😱 Tasha and Caden are so cute. I wish I could be like them

by Caden le January 21, 2025

Caden

Big hot sexy man

Caden is a big hot sexy man

by Not Caden trust me November 23, 2021

caden

caden.c is a cunt ass bitch but is can be pretty fun. hes good at sports but sucks at anything to do with art.

caden is a dumbass but in the funny way

by sourasalime November 24, 2021

Caden

Caden is a fucking Special Forces Operative for the CIA and will mess your ass up.

"Jesus Christ it's Caden Bourne".

by Scepter_Zero May 17, 2023

Caden

A person that is so delusional it could he a profession.

Caden's fucking delusional

by cwdrn March 8, 2023

caden

fine, funny, perfect and has good music taste

girl 1- “omgg caden is soo fine”
girl 2- “i know right? why doesn't he have a girl yet”

by By: ibukisboba! :) March 17, 2023