Caden

Caden is the type of person who doesn't understand how to communicate with other people and he doesn't have a relationship with either of his parents. He jumps from place to place with no real home. He thinks that diarrhea sounds are the funniest thing ever. He has a weird valley girl drawl to his voice. They're also part non beanery. SLAY THEY!!!!! anyways, the queer is definitely an interesting something. I guess. A bit ugly but those that enjoy mcdonalds will like them I think. FULL of gas and poop pretty often. Can be funny too depending on your... type. A very loud laugh and will laugh at anything. He also plays fortnite a lot and when we talk to it it will just sometimes not even listen to us and then eventually fall asleep.

"Caden is asleep again."

"Ewwwww Caden farted out of its fubby ass!"

"Caden, are you listening? Hello? HELLLOOOOO?"

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Caden

Cadens are so hot. so fit. they have no problem hooking up with sexy bitches. the hottest cadens have the last name shelby. cadens penis is somewhere around 15.5 inches. someone like caden needs a big dick for big chances.

Becky: Oh my god Caden is so hot

Izzy: i would for sure suck his dick

by AccurateNameDefine June 21, 2022

Caden mertes

A zulu worrier who packs heat all the time he is a member of the Latin kings street gang and spends his time smoking fags he don't like cats and he is a certified pimp with no plan going ahead in his life born and raised in the hood his favorite meal is build rabbit with fried chiken and grape juice

Caden mertes went to circle k in Streator and packed a bowl and smoked it with a 8 year

by The 325 legend September 18, 2021

Caden

Caden is the sweetest soul you may ever meet. They'll always be there for you when times are tough. They're also really funny and are able to make the dullest souls smile.

"Caden you are so sweet"
"Thank you so much! You are too!"

by anonymous January 6, 2021

caden ballinger

also known as Loren that’s what he used to be called and still is sometimes but he doesn’t like it because people used to make fun of it but he doesn’t know it’s a great name . He has curly brown hair which is adorable he mainly where’s a hat which is hot af, his freckles are sooo cute, he has great eyes that when you make eye contact you don’t wanna look away, lastly he has a perfect smile it is so dang cute you all wanna get anything to make him smile because it’s the best thing in the world. Oh and what’s crazy is that’s not the best part of course it’s his personality he is so kinda hearted and such a loving person you will wonder where he has been your whole life. He has had lots of hard times in life, but he’s found a way to his true self
that makes everyone wanna be around him constantly and love him for who he is because he is basically perfect and that is no lie. He’s a great friend who’s very trustworthy and he makes a good boyfriend and that’s a fact because he knows how to treats girls and how to make them the happiest. He’s crazy and silly but that’s what makes him who he is. Most people won’t mess with him because he’s a bad ass and most are scared of him. He gives literally the best advise anyone could ask for because dang is he a smart guy. He knows how to make anyone happy instantly, he is sooo sweet it’s crazy. Just saying you wanna know him and be in his life because it’s damn sure worth it.

person one: damn that Caden Ballinger guy is a bad ass.

person two: that’s why no one messes with him. #i wanna be like him

by baby😘❤️ June 13, 2018

Caden

A perfect male specimen. He's funny, hot, and has a massive schlong. He can steal your girl anyway without even speaking. He is stronger than superman and as rich as Jeff bezos.

My dream guy is the Caden type.

by fishyomni January 8, 2024

Caden

The best guy you can get to. Tries to be cool by being in the popular groups. Is good looking for all girls and doesn't give the biggest frick.

Can I take Caden from you, looking good today

by Freddie Perry February 10, 2019