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Caden

A person that is so delusional it could he a profession.
by cwdrn March 8, 2023
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caden

a very wonderful and amazing person :D he never fails to make me smile and i could never stay mad at him. he is very special and he should know that <3

he also rlly likes jeremy from blueycapsules
“caden is cool
ikr
by hearts4jeremy March 1, 2022
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Caden

A perfect male specimen. He's funny, hot, and has a massive schlong. He can steal your girl anyway without even speaking. He is stronger than superman and as rich as Jeff bezos.
My dream guy is the Caden type.
by fishyomni January 8, 2024
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caden ballinger

also known as Loren that’s what he used to be called and still is sometimes but he doesn’t like it because people used to make fun of it but he doesn’t know it’s a great name . He has curly brown hair which is adorable he mainly where’s a hat which is hot af, his freckles are sooo cute, he has great eyes that when you make eye contact you don’t wanna look away, lastly he has a perfect smile it is so dang cute you all wanna get anything to make him smile because it’s the best thing in the world. Oh and what’s crazy is that’s not the best part of course it’s his personality he is so kinda hearted and such a loving person you will wonder where he has been your whole life. He has had lots of hard times in life, but he’s found a way to his true self
that makes everyone wanna be around him constantly and love him for who he is because he is basically perfect and that is no lie. He’s a great friend who’s very trustworthy and he makes a good boyfriend and that’s a fact because he knows how to treats girls and how to make them the happiest. He’s crazy and silly but that’s what makes him who he is. Most people won’t mess with him because he’s a bad ass and most are scared of him. He gives literally the best advise anyone could ask for because dang is he a smart guy. He knows how to make anyone happy instantly, he is sooo sweet it’s crazy. Just saying you wanna know him and be in his life because it’s damn sure worth it.
person one: damn that Caden Ballinger guy is a bad ass.

person two: that’s why no one messes with him. #i wanna be like him
by baby😘❤️ June 13, 2018
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Caden

The milimeter destroyer
If your name is caden you have a small pp
by The very epic man April 12, 2021
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Caden Cairns

Caden is a lovely bloke who looks like an oversized snorlax/blue whale, He loves to play Ispy. His favourite location to play in is the Mcdonalds child playground preferably with children under the age of 10. He is very attractive and will cuddle you with a lot of love and affection, you will be woken up with a beautiful 'Good morning sleeping beauty' each morning and a nice morning wood pressing up against you. he calls it 'Breakfast in Bed'
Wow, Look at Caden Cairns the sexy sleeping snorlax
by Caden Cairns March 1, 2022
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Caden

by BIGDICKINASS June 8, 2022
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