Burt-Holed

To have fingers inserted into ones anus while recieving fellatio from an Australian munter.

Burt: "I don't know if i told you guys this, but this bird was sucking me off in Oz and she stuck a couple of digits up my ass!"

"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"

Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"

by Lolich April 21, 2009

cooter hole

A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.

Katie's Cooter Hole has claimed the dicks of 13 men

by Nipdickcoothole November 6, 2014

Noise hole

Another word describing a person's mouth and/or butthole... but more commonly the mouth since that's where most of the noise comes from half of the time.

Dude... Adrian won't shut his fucking noise hole! I'm going to go over there and shut it for him if he doesn't cork it!

by B3URK March 13, 2011

Schootch the Hole

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!

The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".

by WordBaron September 1, 2009

Twix hole

Sphincter, asshole, butt hole, rectum.

Dont forget to wipe your twix hole.
Shut your f****ing twix hole

by Youdontknowme329201 November 10, 2016

Bozone holes

penetration of the thick bozone layer by punching holes in it, opening an intellectual window in an otherwise dark dungeon of a mind, where intellect hasn't yet managed to seep in.

We haven't yet managed to create bozone holes.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021

hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

by DCo311 November 15, 2010