bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city

Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023

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tarantula bumper

Women who love women you know lesbians who are unshaven

Bobby didn't know his wife was a Tarantula bumper until he caught her with his best friends wife ..

by NunYuhBiz November 22, 2016

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It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

by Gunggung September 27, 2021

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A "Bumper Gumper", is a made up term that signifies talking cash shit or bumping gumbs.

LOL what a bumper gumper mf.
William is a bumper gumper. Lol

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A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman

"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"

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Breaking up with somebody and then getting an immediate new partner.

Person 1: OMG, Did you see how Kanye bumper carred Taylor for Kim?
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.

by CeilingFan2040 October 16, 2023

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When you are backing your truck up and you hit a screaming goblin man with the back of your truck

man: how about a bumper sandwich booger lips hehehehehe.
goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by YellowSnow121 February 20, 2025

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