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Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..
Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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Discretely asking someone if they want to do Cocaine.

Humorously inspired by Disney's Frozen.
by DarthBombad May 3, 2024
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(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
by Ashfires September 6, 2025
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Baraa Build

Used to describe someone who is incredibly obese, to the point where it could be life threatening. First used on the today show and later popularised by popular streamer Kai Cenat.
*sees an obese person*

Person: OMG that guy has the Baraa Build
by proxlikethat June 11, 2024
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Seungmin in the building

#seungmin is the 7th member of the 8th member group #straykids.
its says that when seungmin was in highschool a helicopter crashed in his building and after that he still went to school.
since then he uses the joke "Long time not seen SEUNGMIN IN THE BUILDING"
stay always use this joke with other things for example "seungmin out of the building" or "seungmin was not in the building"
seungmin was spotted in the Cube ent building

Stay1: Seungmin everywhere all around the buildings

stay 2: seungmin in the Cube building!
stay3: SEUNGMIN IN THE BUILDING
by yourFellowSTAY March 17, 2024
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Empire State Building

damn that girl is hot im getting an Empire State building right now!!
by dingusdong445 December 10, 2019
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School of build

When your lifting partner keeps raising the weights every set in abnormally large jumps. But you usually are garenteed a new personal best
Fuckin Prav put me through the school of build lastnight. Got my best lift ever but I can hardly walk today
by Groundhogg June 8, 2017
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