Dirty Brownie 

Diarrhea on the floor. Most likely from an animal or drunk person. Usually to be expected at a party, (especially at a bad one) in the closet at or around the coats; although unexpected on your bedroom floor. It's smelly and volatile, so keep a distance of about 50 feet in order to breathe.

Me and Luke laughed so hard when the dog left a dirty brownie on Selena's new shirt. That dog was our hero.

Dirty Brownie by Jacklinks September 12, 2007

chris brownie 

when you take a poo in your hand. then you smack a girl in the face as hard as you can

yo rianna pissed me off last night so i gave her a chris brownie.

chris brownie by Deathreaper November 6, 2009

Nutty Brownie 

When you're about to fuck someone's ass and it's full of chunky shit

I was gonna go bang this girl but she had a nutty brownie...

Nutty Brownie by Flaver May 2, 2009

mactown brownie smusher 

When a rather horny male, takes a warm batch of brownies out of the oven and sticks his schlong into the brownies, for a warm sensible pleasure.

God danggit Jimmy! Get you schlong out of my brownies, you mactown brownie smusher!

mactown brownie smusher by Warm_browniessprinkle24 April 20, 2014

Urban Brownie 

An urban brownie is when you have to take a dump and your only option for excrement is a public restroom. A technique, developed by the Dutch in the late 1800's, known as "hovering" is one way of coping with an urban brownie. This involves using your hamstrings to avoid making contact with the seat of the toilet.

Warning: Enlarged and strengthened hamstring muscles may visually skew observed penis size in a negative manner. Hover in moderation.

"Oh man, I hate the airport. I'm about to drop an urban brownie too."

Urban Brownie by Ken from Ohio August 18, 2006

Nut Brownie 

A "Nut Brownie" is the act of anal sex. Very fast anal sex. Why fast? Because if you fuck a chick in the ass very fast and pull out quickly she will shit all over your nuts.
Thus creating a Nut Brownie.

What else is there to say?
Go ahead, try it out.



If you dare.








Example should include the word "Nut Brownie"

So Nut Brownie. Nukka.

Nut Brownie by Ottovan April 20, 2009

trouser brownie

A dookie in the pants

The young man was afraid to leave his seat, as he'd recently uncorked a monster trouser brownie.

trouser brownie by Trouserlicious October 20, 2006