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Perv Box

The perv box is a place where someone goes when they have done something, or thought of something sexual or otherwise "Dirty". Constructed of cardboard with a simple "Perv Box" writte on the side with a magic marker. The "This end up" arrow points downward. The Top of the box is open for admitees to step in and step out when they have taken care of their dirty minds and are functioning (Non-pervy) members of society again.
Person 1- "Umm, I has dirty thoughts"

Keeper of the box- "I sentence you to 20 minutes in the perv box"
by Avengedplatypus April 5, 2010
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nerd in a box

The next level of nerdiness. It is beyond dork on ice. A nerd in a box is trapped in their own nerdiness and cannot escape. The level of nerd exhausted from the original nerd is released into the box and circulates around the nerd making the nerd even more nerdy.
buddy 1: did you see emily today?
buddy 2: yeah she's such a nerd in a box
by howitdobabyboo March 3, 2010
mugGet the nerd in a boxmug.

Box jellyfish

The most venomous jellyfish living in the World. Its head is not hazardous but its tentacles can kill a human in 4 minutes when touched.
The box jellyfish is a very dangerous sea creature that lives in Australia.
by Secondary Metabolite May 18, 2022
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wrong boxing

When one is having multiple conversations simultaneously using an IM client such as MSN Messenger and types a response in the wrong box.
Dave says:
everyone will know exactly what that's about yo
Ashley says:
then I realized he wasn't wearin any pants.....
Ashley says:
oops
Dave says:
wtf
Ashley says:
sorry dude guess I was wrong boxing
by Victoria Potter September 5, 2007
mugGet the wrong boxingmug.

box fest

A place with a lot of girls. A party or bar with a strong ratio of females to males. Situation with bountiful vagina's around and available.

Short for box festival, a derivative of pussyfest or pussy festival.
This fucking bar is a box fest.

This pussyfest is a box fest
by Smee487 July 18, 2010
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bat box

A small wooden box used for carrying around marijuana indiscriminately.
The fire alarm rang and I grabbed my bat box because I knew that it was going to be a long wait
by Jim Witness September 13, 2004
mugGet the bat boxmug.

Box Is Life

Xbox is your life. Everything you do or say has to do with playing xbox. usually people who use this term specialize in first person shooters like call of duty or battlefield
Joe The Box King: Yo Bob are you about the boxing lifestyle.

Tim The Box Peasant: Nah bro I'm not worthy of the box is life lifestyle.
by boxislife June 12, 2013
mugGet the Box Is Lifemug.

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