Bakers Gallon

A term to describe consuming 160oz of beer. If you are drinking 32oz beers, the 5th one would make a bakers gallon.

After Boaz drank a bakers gallon of beer, he got another lap dance.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004

Bakernomics (adj)

The economic ideal that you can spend all of your paycheck on high proof alcohol and drink for as long as you can stay conscious or/and all of your problems will be solved.

There's a gentleman at the bar who just spent $700 dollars during a fine display of Bakernomics and projectile vomiting.

by Bakernomics May 6, 2004

THE BEAVER MUSCLE

N.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.

It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.

After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.

by the_womb_ferret May 9, 2009

brett baker

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER SAYS HE IS BETTER THAN KEVIN ANNAS AND THAT IS NOT TRUE. BETTER THAN PERFECT. IS HOT, SEXY, AND HAS A HUGE PENIS, IS A SWEETHEART AND IS THE NICEST PERSON I KNOW HE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU EVEN IF YOU DON´T NEED IT AND WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU DO. IF YOU MEET THIS MAN YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY BECAUSE HE IS THERE FOR EVERYONE AND WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. HE IS ALSO REALLY SMART EVEN THO HE SAYS HE IS NOT. REALLY STRONG AND THE GREATEST FRIEND OR BOY FRIEND YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS THE BEST AND IS BETTER THAN KEVIN IN EVERY WAY. HE IS THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS A NERD IN THE BEST OF WAYS AND WILL WATCH MOVIES ALL DAY WITH YOU MAKING EVERYTHING FUN WITH BRETT

Ethan: hey did you talk to BRETT BAKER at all.
Jared: yes i did talk to BRETT BAKER.
random person: who is Brett baker.
BRETT BAKER: hello my friends.
random person: omfg its BRETT BAKER.
me: yes he is our lord and savior.

by BRETT is better than Kevin March 13, 2019

Sunset Falls Bakery

The best bakery you'll ever come across on Roblox. If you are in it, you will wanna stay forever <3

P1: What bakery should I go to?

P2: You gotta hit up Sunset Falls Bakery, it's the best out there!

by tristfuIs June 30, 2020

Beaner Rich

Like Nigger Rich, but with beaners...Hispandex people that live beyond their means to impress others.

Pepe just bought 38 inch rims for his escalde....

Yeah...but he lives in his moms garage...he aint a pimp, he's just beaner rich

by lilpoindexter June 8, 2009

wafty beaver

Female who has abnormally pungent, stinky snatch. The odor is so horrific that your pecker retreats like a frightened turtle going back into his shell. You don't want to go down on that bitch. The smell has such a lasting affect that you swear off porking.

As soon as Lisa dropped her panties, the wafty beaver attacked my sense of smell.

by Rumple foreskin June 9, 2008