Catfishing Yourself

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one

I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 4, 2018

flattering yourself

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.

Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“

by ferngully0 August 11, 2021

Woag Yourself

Stands for literally having sexual intercourse with yourself, Unlike fuck yourself which is used as a insult.

Guy 1: Hey I tried to woag myself last night!
Guy 2: How would you even woag yourself?

by parbarling June 23, 2023

Nintendo Yourself

Kissing yourself while falling off a cliff due to riding a pig led by a carrot onto a slime block then getting launched into a neter portal directly into a wither.

You could just Nintendo Yourself to make it through. Tis' only logical.

by Motley Tool December 5, 2022

Elf yourself

To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch

John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"

by Jake356Io December 13, 2019

gorsitch yourself

untimely death. self inflicted and painful
from psych

chad realized he really was worth nothing in this world, so he gorsitched himself

you suck, just gorsitch yourself

by gormdog March 13, 2010

Invest in yourself

Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.

" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."

"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "

by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016