Baseball Bat

An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.

- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."

by Yevs October 14, 2011

Vampire-Based Programming

Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".

Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?

Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.

by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003

based movement

living the way of life swaggin too the fullest not caring what people say or think wear act or do what you want inspired by the BASEDGOD Lil B swagg!

guy 1: swagg!!
guy2: whoo!

based movement

living the based live swaggin too the 5th power

by ibased October 30, 2010

Baseball boobs

When a guy uses his dick to hit a girls boobs back and forth.

I can't believe she let me play baseball boobs with her last night!

by TranceItUp December 7, 2009

8th Base

Not quite 9th base which is strangling whilst doing anal. Naturally 8th base is any sexual act that involves cowboy spurs and a car battery.

Guy 1: Dude we got to 8th base last night.
Guy 2: That is so awesome!
Guy 1: No ... she wores the spurs ...

by pablothelama October 16, 2014

Whore Based Economy

Any economy which relies solely on Whores like your mother as the basis of it's well being.

"Ever since your dad left your house is barely getting by on that Whore Based Economy your moms got going on"

by poopmagenta September 3, 2009

Fourth Base

This is the final step in a relationship that involves having sex.

Me and Jace hit fourth base last night, oh boy was I ready for that.

by NekoNeoNano July 7, 2015