Brian

A not so tall yet, incredibly handsome young stud. Any girl would be the most blessed woman on earth if she was given the chance to marry Brian.

My life sucked until I met a Brian.

Brian is the kind of man I want for my daughter.

Good looks will now be rated based on a “One to Brian” scale.

Brian by Brian9696 December 28, 2020

Brian

Absolute pile of cunt munching shot who needs to be put down like the fucking dickless chihuahua that he is

Man, Brian fucking sucks ass.

Brian by Poojpnes January 2, 2021

Brian

This man is funny, relatable, your best friend, and had the most absolute greatest wheeze ever that will make you laugh with him.

Person 1: hey have you seen brian today?
Person 2: yeah he was laughing like a tea kettle and i ended up laughing too

Brian by bruhman68.99 February 7, 2021

brian

the best, you will often see him hanging out with introverts. he's never sexist, and will know if something is wrong. never let him go.

'imagine being friends with a brian, i wish it were me.'

brian by lixiesfreckles March 13, 2021

Brian

A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.

Man this Brian has such a big pp too bad we can’t have babies

Brian by Faraz cheese man March 21, 2021

Brian

Brian is probably Arabian, ugly, and a simp. Nobody likes Brian. He has 0 friends. Brian looks like a 36 year old freshman. He also cannot spell

Brian? Ew nobody likes Brian

Brian by Ever Since Baby on Baby April 15, 2021

Brian

This dude has a girlfriend named Jessi who’s super hot. They will have hella kids and his dick big

Damn Brian your girlfriend Jessi is hot

Brian by Daddydaycarefordicks69 April 17, 2021