basketball

a sport that needs three things:

a ball
a basket
a black guy

lebron James plays basketball

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Basketball

A fucked up game made by a fucked up gym teacher to have 10 people throw a orange ball into a fuckin basket so that white asses can have fun.

Let’s play some basketball

by Jhbhu January 22, 2018

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground if you've never been.

The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual Pleasure Of Knowing Raspberry Flavored Cocaine Is A Basketball For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual Pleasure Of Knowing Raspberry Flavored Cocaine Is A Basketball For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual Pleasure Of Knowing Raspberry Flavored Cocaine Is A Basketball For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

Wear Basketball and play overalls

Chinese people usually say this,means that they are laughing at "Little Blacks".

Let me see who Wear Basketball and play overalls.

by Wordrobers November 8, 2022

Basketball Handles

when a mf tries to basically break your leg by simply putting the ball under his leg

Me: Bro this guy thinks hes good he does not have Basketball Handles. Let me teach him a lesson *puts ball under leg back and forth*
Person: *somehow falls to the ground*
Crowd:*yooo he just got his ankles broke*

by Addi is a Baddie45 December 8, 2022

Basketball Beep

The distinct noise made by a common American household item. This often indicates the presence of an African American residing in said household. This sound can also be heard and misinterpreted as the iconic sound of a sneaker being skid across the Basketball court.

Bro 1: "Did I just hear a 'Basketball Beep' through the mic?"
Bro 2: *proceeds to obliterate the headsets of everyone in the CoD Lobby*

by BigChodeMan21 June 1, 2024