Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.

"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."

by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025

Ants

Ants: (adjective),(slag) extremely awesome

Michael Jordan is ants!

by Ashcat1321 February 19, 2025

Ants

When something is bad

This shit is ants

by user.name August 21, 2025

Ants

Something sucks or is bad

This shit is ants

by user.name August 21, 2025

Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.

"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"

by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025

ants

A term used to describe a persistent, irritating, or overwhelming feeling, situation, or group of people that causes discomfort, stress, or frustration, much like the unwelcome presence of actual ants.

This shit is so ants, bro.

by coleytheglutenhater June 11, 2025

ants

(slang, adj.)
Extremely cool, impressive, or hype; used to express strong approval or excitement.

Example: “This shit so ants, bro.”

"Food bussin' ants, bro."

by Chinigugugaga January 17, 2026