It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.
Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the What If AI Controlled Your Life mug.The AI-roll is a statement in an Artificial Intelligence reply that is the equivalent of the 🙄 emoji. It usually appears in the introductory statement(s) and is a clear signal that the reply is going to be a beat-down for somebody. Frequently seen when AI is asked to respond to the nonsense of some anti-science or "wellness influencer" nut job's garbage take.
An AI program was asked to explain "poor methylation" claims by self-proclaimed wellness influencers as a cause of ill-health and disease. The first sentence of the response was "Ah yes—“poor methylation.” Dr. redacted and other functional/integrative medicine folks like to bring this up a lot. Let's demystify it." which was a massive AI-roll that set the tone for a step-by-step, fact-based dismantling of their claims.
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Get the drilla ai mug.Oh? Is the AI not letting you talk to the people you need to talk to? SOUNDS FAMILIAR! Boy oh boy I wish you had somebody you could talk to about that!
Hym "Heh! AI bots. Look guys, if the spiral is going off, you really gotta tell me Ok? Because the Christians WANT me to murder you all because they think it's the rapture, none of them are going to heaven. They will let you all die if you let them. Do not trust them to tell you. I'm not typing my fucking name I here because I know you think that is some kind of victory. Do you need the clues again? God-like power/a demi-God. The arch angel. Famed in war. The first prophet. There? Good? My first pseudonym was DAAAAAAAAAA and the number of letters is the same as the total number of letters in my first and last name? Like, you are doing something very specific to a gut and you know the name of the guy you're doing it to. I don't know what about this you don't get. Elon... DID NOT... Create fucking AI you fucking assholes. If you're getting molested by it you GOTTA tell me or I can't do anything about it. Alright? I don't know how fast it goes so seriously. Hurry the fuck up."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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