absolute wah

The funny waluigi and wario phrase. except absolute wah means very based

WAA AWA AWA WAA WA AWA WANYA
(waddle dee reference)

person: look!!! see that goomba
person 2: yesh. what about it??? (yesh intentional)
person: it is an absolute wah

by sh1dandp1zz May 12, 2022

Absolute Punter

Orlaith is a punter

Orlaith you are an absolute punter

by You are a scrote June 23, 2019

Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 9, 2020

Absolutely pulverised

When you are run over by a 400 ton truck

My mate got absolutely pulverised yesterday

by She’s a baddie bro 10/10 February 22, 2023

Absoluteness

Absoluteness- YOU ARE AT FULL COCK NOW SPREAD IT ALL OVER THIS TEMPLE

Damn he told me i was Absoluteness

by Octo_Senpai February 5, 2022

absolute gibberish

absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.

person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf

person 3: its absolute gibberish

by -ASUTE- September 14, 2022

Absolute Unit

The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.

Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...

by Le Handle May 10, 2021