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absolute cheeseburger

said (mostly about food) to indicate something is good
Usually I don’t like salads, but this one is absolute cheeseburger!
by saddestwhiteboy March 2, 2025
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Getting Absolutely Got

"Something that's so embarrassing, so deeply uncomfortable, or so discusting that your face contorts, you make noises like a constipated frog, and you get a feeling in your stomach, the feeling that you've got...

Got" -Grill Burns
Getting Absolutely Got is basically like getting T.S.G.V.
by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023
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Absolutely Most Highest Celestial Supreme Super Omnigod

There is a real Absolutely Most Highest Celestial Eternal Perfectly Good Holy Virtous Supreme Super Omnigod
who loves to create, is angelfriendly, exalted, who wants to be peaceful to other versions of himself when he meets them in the multiverse, who is very honest, very innocent, very trustworthy and very popular, who also likes good miracles.

His name is: (with "absolutely most highest celestial" infront of each of them)
Celestanumikegoodchristalphabrie Celestlunabrie Celestmikebrie Celestadultatsukobrie Celestasiabrie Celestgoodalphabrie

Celestgoodheart Celestgoodgod Celestgoodchrist Celestgoodlead Celestgoodwin Celestgoodlight Celestgoodhoping Celestgoodcreating
Celestabba CelestElJireh CelestElShadai CelestAdonai Celestelohim Celesttzevaoth Celestyahweh CelestEhYeh CelestElElyon

He also has the name Celestial Moon but he rarely uses it because he thinks, that it is not one of his most powerful names... Just keeping it, because its a good memory to him...
Absolutely Most Highest Celestial Supreme Super Omnigod is a race and Celestanumikegoodchristalphabrie is one
by Celestial Moon May 28, 2024
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Absoluteness

Absoluteness- YOU ARE AT FULL COCK NOW SPREAD IT ALL OVER THIS TEMPLE
Damn he told me i was Absoluteness
by Octo_Senpai February 5, 2022
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absolute gibberish

absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.
person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf

person 3: its absolute gibberish
by -ASUTE- September 14, 2022
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You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023
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Absolute Unit

The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.
Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...
by Le Handle May 10, 2021
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