Always found as a morbidly obese man or woman that is unintelligent that can be spotted only at the third of the month. Usually has a shopping cart full of sugar and salt laden food and more Mountain Dew than a Taco Bell.
I seen a wal-creature today. It was pushing a shopping cart full of top ramen and enough Mountain Dew to rot 100 kid’s mouths. It was huge too I don’t think it ever has worn a bra.
by Dnurse15 May 28, 2022
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Get the Wal-Martaphobia mug.Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.
Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!
by Leo253 November 29, 2017
Get the wal-hawk mug.Trixie won’t shop at Wal-Mart because of the low wages they pay their employees and cheap Imports from foreign countries. What a Wal-Martyr!
by James Oxbow February 12, 2018
Get the Wal-Martyr mug.A phrase invented by the owner of the real Starbucks (Ahmad the Soobar) located in Qadoura Camp. Used when a story is being told to add a dramatic effect or to hype up the squad.
Ahmad the Soobar: And then he turned into a pickle Wal Bsharafi, funniest shit I've ever seen Wal Bsharafi.
by AceOnFlames March 21, 2022
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Get the wal mug.(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart
"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"
by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds March 13, 2012
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