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One eyed wal-eye

Godfrey, really likes One eyed wal-eye's.
by Brodaaaaaaa September 15, 2011
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There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.
"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"
by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011
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Wal-Martaphobia

1: Yo you going to Wal-Mart?
2: No mate... you know I've got Wal-Martaphobia
by I'm Scared Of Walmart July 28, 2017
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wal

WAL = Will Answer Later
Used when you don't have time to talk
Person: "Did you pay her?"
You: "wal"
by eliasfpoulsen July 28, 2018
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The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
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Wal

The constructed space between the wall and the ceiling. Usually doesn't have a purpose, just for looks.

The two Ls in 'wall' represent how one wall represents how one wall acts as two walls, one for each room - a wall can only be a wall. The ceiling can act as either the roof or the base of the floor for the next level. The Wal, however, is neither, and can only be the Wal. It can only be present as separate Wals in one room (hence the singular L).
What is that weird piece between the wall and the ceiling? Is it a ceiling or a wall?

Oh, that's the Wal, it really doesn't have a purpose.
by thatp January 14, 2024
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wal

once upon a time a stupid fucking idiot made a stupid noise. this was the noise the fucking idiot said.
by md_mp4 December 13, 2023
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