life

The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.

Life was a bit less of a bitch today.

by Anakior November 23, 2017

Life

The thing we all hate

P1- Your life is over
P2- Gee Thanks

by ElloMateImMatthew May 18, 2021

life

Pointless things people do between ejaculations.

Speaker 1: "My Grandma is 110 years old."
Speaker 2: "What a long life!"

by Tired of life December 28, 2016

Life

The hardest thing you'll ever have to go through. Sometimes you won't even want to go through with it...

Damn, life really sucks

by YaBoiHayden July 1, 2017

LIFE

a very useless thing every human experiences (wow i managed to spell that right) it is stupid and no one should like it cause it only causes pain

wow life is terrible

by Kai (quackity but not) August 16, 2021

Life

A Cereal

John: Hey! What Are You Eating?
Alex: Oh, A Box Of Life Cereal
John: Ok

by Random Person On UD November 27, 2021

life

a meaning less void of infinite nothing

Literally Everyone: I Hate My Life

by i am myself March 27, 2020