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Watermelon wanker

A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's
Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?
by Zenoxum July 3, 2021
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Watermelon Ride

When a menstruating woman sits on a man's face and rubs herself back and forth. See also: mustache ride.
"I thought I was giving her a mustache ride but the bitch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride."
by Joey of Gass August 21, 2011
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Watermelon Hopping

the act of riding a sexual partners boobs (aka melons).
You: do you want to try out the new watermelon hopping trend?

Me: Duh
by cunninglingusqueen May 31, 2023
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watermelon chapstick

"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.
Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."
by Motherfluffer April 18, 2018
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watermelon chapstick

Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"
by Motherfluffer April 18, 2018
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what the watermelon

same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids
what the watermelon jacob?! that is my meatball!
by lil meep December 14, 2018
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