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Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.
Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020
mugGet the Tanner Wankmug.

Tanner

An agro and/or more funny tannah

“who’s that girl laughing up a storm

oh that’s just tanner

Who’s all agro when she’s hungry

Tanner is !!
tanner is an alter ego created of an opposite person
by hey_heyyya January 26, 2021
mugGet the Tannermug.

Tanner

Medium ugly guy who probably still lives with his parents and peaked in college.
by Saywhat24 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Tannermug.

tanner garrison

A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
by cwazy doode April 24, 2018
mugGet the tanner garrisonmug.

Tanner

A a very goofy bald man who is depressed.
Hi I’m Tanner and I am bald
by The goofball December 21, 2022
mugGet the Tannermug.

Tanner Russell

Tanner Russell is hot but wierd asf.
me: Tanner is good
Tanner Russell: Tehe UWU👉👈
me: end your life
by G00se_guy_m0nkey_bumm May 18, 2023
mugGet the Tanner Russellmug.

tanner high school

a school in tanner alabama that sucks ass
by besa mi cola September 12, 2021
mugGet the tanner high schoolmug.

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