muff fluff

Slang for female pubic hair. Or a transgendered individual with hairy vulva.

Damn...bitch got so much muff fluff between them legs it looks like the amazon, without the rain.

by Brown Town 22 December 26, 2008

muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

by jace January 29, 2004

muff mobile

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned

look at that wanker in the muff mobile.

by chez June 11, 2004

muff butter

female lubricant used for sexual intercourse

make sure you use plenty of muff butter when when you tap that dry cooze

by Fanny Mae March 01, 2008

Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.

I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.

by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013

Muff Pod

A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.

Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.

by ericccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc December 25, 2007

C muff

A corn muffin

Yeah i got this C muff from Mikes D nuts in Mission Hill

by Nerd brigade April 05, 2020