Jonah

a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything

"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"

by riskybusiness69 January 04, 2023

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umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.

me: omg it’s jonah
my bsf: ok

by dollvity June 17, 2023

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Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 14, 2022

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Jonah is a guy in the closet that comes out via a urban dictionary post. Claps to jonah

Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.

by OhShitHi April 29, 2020

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ginger AF and ignores you usually when you first see them. especially is there was beef before. jonah’s tend to be good at math and play sports they literally hate. (SPEEDOS) also has no eyebrows but pretty chill sometimes and has an odd friend group.

girl1 - “hey look there’s jonah, im pretty sure he’s good at math”
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”

by daddybella02 February 15, 2022

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