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Cum Zone

Welcome to the cum zone
Only cum inside anime girls
Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum

My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Stuff my dick into a furnace
Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
Cumblast me and make it snappy

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What's all the cummotion?
My dad fell into a cum shaft
My dad glazed my face with cum
Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk
Cum spunk in my trunk

Cum craving toddler
Cum drippin' cunt
Cummy Rae Jepsen
Cum me maybe
Cummy bottom boy
Night of the living cum
Nefarious cum mastermind
Cum makes me fearless

Cum crammer, cock slammer
Cum slammed ya mum
Mail your mums pieces of my dick
Bazinga!
Chug the cum, fug ya mum
Fuck my asshole full of cum
Three little words
Get fucked, nerd

Cum stuffer, jenkem huffer
Fuck my cum puddle
Bottom stuffer, semen huffer
Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Water bong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
Bees make honey, I make cummy
by CrazyBones May 25, 2021
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erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet
She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones
by craig March 12, 2003
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Butter Zone

The area of profitability that sits between not enough and too much. The sweet spot, business-wise.
Between $5,000 and $50,000 in monthly processing was the butter zone for the merchant account referral company.
by gman2112 August 12, 2011
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bone zone

A bachelor pad or room where a man takes his date to engage in intercourse.
Mark took his girl to the bone zone, boy that girl is gonna be sore tomorrow!
by cleetus May 2, 2005
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Paulson Zone

A zone in which one is cast into precariously (without ones control) which is entered by an individual who is of non-intrest to the party (girl)and is only good for emotional support (A pillow to cry on) . Symptons : Lack of intrest from other party (girl); Conversations in which consist of small talk and talk of other guys or other things(not talking about one and a girl). Following girl around like a pet. One is labeled as a friend. Lascivious activities are not engaged by the two parties. (Neither of you are getting any from each other)
Cures At this present time there are none. To treat the Paulson Zone you can only stop it. (Move on to another girl)
Man your in the "Paulson Zone", you aint got no chance with her.
by vaginaslayer January 2, 2011
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no-fi zone

An area of your house or office from which it is difficult or impossible to connect to the local wireless network.
Don't try to surf the net in the living room, that's a no-fi zone.
by Cerebellum Bean April 13, 2011
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zone envy

Envy experienced by gardeners who, upon visiting gardens in climates other than their own, wish they could grow plants they can't.
One Illinois gardener to another: "I loved visiting Pasadena, but the zone envy was too much to bear."
by T Bandman September 3, 2006
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