Sheldon: Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! I would use a gun!
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot
by jjr51802 November 1, 2013

by louis16 March 27, 2011

Zombie training consist of 5 -7 miles of running under 1 hour, strict diet, Random weight training (one should be able to do at least 335 push ups at a moments notice), learning to be a light sleeper, and can engage BEAST Mode as a last resort. It's extremely intense, but not as intense as 875 zombies running at you, and don't forget, they run at full speed all the time.
by Cat Daddy Supreme April 2, 2010

A love that you thought you buried, shanked, and killed, but it won't fucking die and resurrects at random moments in a horrible, gruesome way. Forever.
by marah08 October 8, 2011

Somebody who pays a lot of money for clothes that are worn, ripped, have holes, and paint splatter on them. I have clothes like this too, but I don't need to pay for jeans that make it look like I have a physically demanding job, I earned my marks.
I also enjoy the new anorexic...er...athletic fit that they now have. Nothing says style and fashion, like 'Hey look at me, I stick my finger down my throat, so I don't get over 70 pounds.
I also enjoy the new anorexic...er...athletic fit that they now have. Nothing says style and fashion, like 'Hey look at me, I stick my finger down my throat, so I don't get over 70 pounds.
The Abercrombie Zombie used to shop at Hollister because they were surfer wanna-be's. Soon they will shop at Ruehl because their Dad just gave them a job in the office filing, and other hard tasks, because they flunked out of State.
by deweylongboarder November 7, 2007

the period after taking zoloft for about a week when it begins to reap its horrible effects on you and filter out every negative emotion along with positive to hence the name "zombie" zoloft will literally stop u from showing any signs emotion/life at all
i was a total zoloft zombie for a while and didnt even realize it. when i finally did i quit taking zoloft for good
by themedicineman2296 July 22, 2010
