wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete November 29, 2010

Gobble Wobble

When she jacks you off with her loose ass neck skin

We were in the back of the truck and she gave me a gobble wobble

by juanmoretimeyess October 02, 2021

Gobble Wobble

A Gobble Wobble means you like to have intercourse with this particular person (;

Anna is my Gobble Wobble

by Becklan December 02, 2022

wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.

Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"

by Wan King Byng August 08, 2024

wobbly Skates

The act of performing the " Wobbly H " but while ice skating or rollerblading.

Jerald and Steve did the Wobbly skates with Kathy at the skating rink last night

by Bluie07 February 11, 2009

wobbly cunt

Fucked so hard you can’t walk

You’re walking like you’re a wobbly cunt!

by Lil reefer November 24, 2017

Wiblus Wobble

a sigma blumpkin gyatt super corn maximus quinnathon but you're baking a cake during it

"i just hit a WIBLUS WOBBLE last night"

by SwaggestWizard May 07, 2024