A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).
by Bebebox January 8, 2012
Get the Power Muffmug. The straw used in a BK oreo shake that is very large and unnecessary. Even though unnecessarily large it is very effective when you use it to straw your bitch.
Last night I went to BK and got an Oreo shake and holy shit it came with a power straw! Took that shit home and used it to straw!
by Dr.Ethan Shaver February 1, 2008
Get the Power Strawmug. by nobody else here April 19, 2017
Get the powered by GIPHYmug. some specimen that has no right to exist in nature. Would actually donate his mothers retirement fund to suck the last penis of a man who had sex with the girl he likes
"I heard Eric stole his grandmothers ring to sell for money so he could donate it to his League of Legends crush"
"What a Power Simp"
"What a Power Simp"
by icantmakename September 11, 2020
Get the Power Simpmug. A light open handed strike to the genitals . The reaction of the slappie is directly proportional to their current power level.
Hikaru:"I thought David was going to crash for the night but I power checked him and he was wide awake."
by TheDarkD January 12, 2015
Get the Power Checkmug. by nutbluff August 17, 2014
Get the Power Glovemug. by ItzADunndeal September 30, 2011
Get the Power uglymug.